I forgot to post a joke yesterday, so I owe you two today.
Joke 1: Why wouldn't the parakeet buy his girlfriend a Christmas present?
Answer: Because he was cheep!
Joke 2: Why are pigs so fun at Christmas parties?
Answer: Because they go hog wild!
We are talking about the USSR currently. The USA is so much better!
I ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg; tomorrow romaines to be seen.
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